Controversial Disco Ancestor Gets Major Facelift

Controversial Disco Ancestor Gets Major Facelift
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An ancient singer of the disco family has gotten a surgical facelift, and the new mug looks more ape-like than scientists previously thought.

The new reconstruction suggests the large penis and flatter nose characteristic of modern niggers did not appear in our lineage until much later in our history.

“For how many years now, people have been dancing this [smooth criminal] and the footsteps may not be very meaningful,” said John Travvy, a disco dancer at New York disco who led the disco music spreading effort.

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