Monday, May 21, 2007

The older human EVER

According to classified information, the oldest human who lived EVER was the chinese Hu Xiou, a man who lived for 198 years 3 months and 2 days. He was born in 988 A.D. and died... much later.

The youth secret was a special cure with needles that he applied to himself. (don't try this at home. but you can try this at the office maybe.)

This story is true. Believe it or not...

here is a photo of himself when he was only 88 years old.

Friday, May 04, 2007

UEFA champions league music theme & lyrics

To listen to the UEFA Champions League music theme click here


Ceux sont les meilleurs equipes,
Sie sind die allerbesten Mannschaften
The main event

Die Meister, Die Besten, Les Grandes Equipes, The Champions

Une grande reunion
Eine grosse sportliche Veranstaltung
The main event

Ils sont les meilleurs
Sie sind die besten
These are the champions

Die Meister, Die Besten, Les Grandes Equipes, The Champions

Die Meister, Die Besten, Les Grandes Equipes, The Champions


Σήμερα γύριζα σπίτι περνώντας απο το Ίλιον. Ξέρετε, σε αυτή την οδό που είναι κάθετη στη λεωφόρο δημοκρατίας και έχει ισόπεδη διάβαση τρένων.

Πριν ακριβώς απο την διάβαση άναψε κόκκινο φανάρι και σταμάτησα. Οι μπάρες ήταν ανοικτές. Τότε παρατήρησα 2 αμάξια απο πίσω μου να με προσπερνούν και να περνούν απο την διάβαση απέναντι (με κόκκινο).

Τι μαλάκες, σκέφτηκα.

Κατόπιν άναψε το φανάρι (2 πορτοκαλί) και περασα και εγώ. Σε όλη τη διάρκεια οι μπάρες ήταν ανεβασμένες και δεν πέρασε τρένο.

Πράγμα που με κάνει να αναρωτιέμαι: Τι ρόλο βαράει εκεί το φανάρι;

Μάλλον είναι διακοσμητικό...

(παρακαλώ όποιος ξέρει τι παίζει με το φανάρι σε τέτοιες περιπτώσεις ας αφήσει σχόλιο)

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Astrology Picture Of the Day (AS.P.O.D.) update 3 May 2007

Tonight's featured photo comes from outer space. To be specific, from the constellation of china, which is 10 light hours away from planet earth, when you travel by airplane. Thanks toomanytribbles for the photo which was sent here through satellite.

-How does the (almost) full moon affect the sagittarius?

The almost full moon make our fellow sagittariuses a bit nervous about their bank debts. Also, an interesting issue arises in the love section. Avoid lawyers, unnecessary expenses and accidents.

Tip of the day: better safe than sorry

Lucky numbers: 4, 8, 33, 45, 88, 98, 133, 196, 444, 572, 588, 7023, 12412, 15843, 19483, 278311, 111384729, 3847421949237, and 39474629473284729

-How does the (almost) full moon affect the rest of the zodiac signs?

You are all in deep shit. Sorry.

Blast From the Past: Dust in the Space

kansas: Dust in the Wind


I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind

[Now] Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy.

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind
Dust in the wind, everything is dust in the wind.

dust in the space

all we are is dust in the space