Recipe of the Month: Sweet and Sour Hamsters

SWEET AND SOUR HAMSTERS

*2 tbsp. cornstarch
*1/2 c. sugar
*1/4 c. white vinegar
*1/4 c. pineapple juice
*2 tsp. soy sauce
*1/4 c. water

**2 average size hamsters
**1 middle size onion
**1 green pepper

For the Sauce:

Combine the single-starred (*) ingredients in a small saucepan and bring to a boil. Simmer gently 5 minutes, remove from heat.

For the Hamsters:

Stir fry the hamsters in a wok untill they get a brownish color. In the end, add the pepper and the onion and continue the stirring untill it absorbs all fluids.

Serving:

Put the Hamsters and the stir fried vegetables in a dish and pour the S&S sauce on the top! Combine with dry red wine and ...Bon Voyage!!!

Time is relative

The duration of one minute depends on which side of the WC's door you are.